March 27, 2017

Expert on Toronto Real Estate: "This is going to blow sky high"

A fellow blogger, Tim Bergin, recently attended a real estate seminar in Toronto featuring none other than Pitbull. F@ck knows what Pitbull knows about Toronto, but apparently he drew a crowd.

Oh yeah...Anthony Robbins was there too. I'm not a fan.

Whatever.

Tim Bergin documented his findings - this event was a supreme real estate love fest symbolizing the pinnacle of market euphoria.

The crowd was large and hyped:

"I had thought, there can’t be that many people stupid enough to attend this, but I was very wrong - 15,000 people were there!  I was blown away.  Bubbles are largely psychological.  This crowd was tangible proof of that.  15k people in one spot listening to Americans explain why real estate in Toronto is an exceptional investment.  The whole experience was horrifying.  The crowd was very well-dressed, middle- to upper-middle class (from appearances), and super excited to hear how much money could be made if you just buy real estate (most of them clearly already owned)."

Naysayers and over-thinkers were calmed:
"First, you have to face your fear; this fear is to be ignored and then you should ‘just do it’ and 'buy now'.  The next step is find what you can afford and then buy it.  Ignore all ‘non-doers’, don’t overanalyze or focus on the numbers, just fucking buy.  To allay fears the speakers are actually quite clever as they shift between a long to short term focus when it suits.  For example, now is a great time to buy because short-term the market is on fire. If, however, markets cool then you just hold because it always goes up long-term - and you are a savvy long-term buyer, aren’t you?  By showing no scenario where you can lose I can see how this pitch works on the susceptible."

And those short on cash were provided a road-map to riches:
"Not everyone has money, so what can they do?  The answers were shocking.  Be ‘creative’ was the first response.  Pool your money, borrow from friends and family, own just 5% of a house, get the money however you can and just do it - remember, it only goes up.  Other financing suggestions were get cozy with a lender and they will ‘bend the rules’ for you!  The fact that the biggest condo developer in Canada (Brad Lamb) said lenders will bend (but not break, apparently) rules to get you financing in front of 15k people with most people smiling and nodding was shocking."

Scared yet? 

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